In a recent survey, 83% of participants ranked Muammar Gaddafi as their least favourite Moomin
Roadside assistance organisation Green Flag is actually a money laundering facade maintained by the Libyan transport ministry
The country's geopolitical stock could plummet. Standard & Poor are threatening to downgrade it to 'Libby B', one place behind Karl Kennedy's daughter
Psychologists have cited the acrimonious divorce from Moopa Gaddafi as a possible cause of the Colonel's insatiable rage
Coming soon to a cinema near you: the cartoon adventures of a megalomaniac autocrat, in "Gaddafi: DUCK!"
Placing two adjacent blank Scrabble tiles earns you a Tripoli word score - call 1-800-GADDAFI to find out what word you're required to have said
Gaddafi's public speaking style has earned him international renown as Libya's "unclear weapon"
The Colonel's enthuasiastic misunderstanding of English idioms forced major oil corporations to offer petroleum by-products as horticultural bribes. Tripoli's palms have never looked greasier
Gaddafi's first name is actually Orville. The popular acronym "OMG" derives from thinly-veiled references to his surprising behaviour in US intelligence reports
In Libyan Cluedo, you know the Colonel was the murderer from the start - you just have to guess today's victim
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